Crossfaded Confessions & Crushed Velvet | Drunk Couples Session 4 Episode 2
Jomilla & Jonathan hit the Drunk Couples stage live at Roasted and immediately set the tone with a meet-cute that sounds like a movie scene: an influencer event, a purple dress with a deep slit… and two words that somehow worked as a pickup line: “Crushed velvet.” 😅 Hosted by Joe Major (with Drip Star Jam in the building), this episode turns into a full relationship deep-dive with real laughs, real rules, and real “wait… you did WHAT?” moments. They talk about how fast things moved, what it’s like dating when you’re technically in the same state but it still feels long-distance (Lebanon ↔ Nashville), and the kind of effort that makes people in the crowd yell “PEOPLE STILL MAKE AN EFFORT!” And then… the Wheel of Drunk gets involved. Which means if you don’t answer, you drink. If you do answer, well… you might regret it tomorrow. 🍻 In this episode, you’ll hear:
The “Crushed Velvet” moment that kicked everything off
Dating across distance (and what counts as “making an effort”)
Why they explored premarital counseling… and why the orientation made them back out 😳
The real debate: does coffee count as a date, or “you got to feed me”?
The “I found out on Instagram” argument (aka: surprise trips, cousin posts, and timing)
A couple of crowd-reactor answers that hit way too close to home
If you’ve ever moved fast, argued about communication, or had different expectations around “effort,” this one’s going to feel familiar. 👇 Drop a comment: What counts as a date to you — coffee, drinks, dinner… or anything that costs money?